Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Discount Adult Video Superstore
Adult videos for sale. Tons of them.
Adult means dirty here. Sexually explicit.
Not evil, necessarily. Your brainstem
might just have a craving for the illicit
but reasonably priced. Feed me, Seymour,
feed me, your inner Venus fly trap growls.
Overflowing stacks and shelves. A superstore,
Smutmart, Lustalot, descending into the bowels
of the planet, an upside-down skyscraper,
thirty floors below ground, each more strange
that the one above it. Copy machine and stapler
flicks a few floors down, fetishes arranged
with the neatness of a library. Bondage and feet
on 1, food on 2. Any desire you have ever had
materialized on film. Our billboard is indiscreet
so you know what we sell: scantily-clad
and naked bodies, teleporting onto your screen,
into your homes. Why shouldn’t fantasy
be affordable. When times are tough, the obscene
can comfort us. Shop here. Stimulate the economy.